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Morning Sex :P... She was standing in the kitchen, as usual, preparing breakfast, you know, toast, soft boiled eggs, wearing only the T-shirt she usually slept in..

As I walked in, nearly awake, she turned and said to me softly " I want you to make love to me NOW!"

My eyes lit up, and I thought "I'm either dreaming, or this is gonna be my lucky day!!!!"
Not wanting to lose "the moment", I embraced her there and then; giving it my all.....right there on the kitchen table !!!

Afterwards, she said "thanks" and went back to the stove, her T-Shirt still round her neck ....


Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked her what that was all about ...

"oh" she explained, "the egg timer has broken!!" 

Xxxxxxx

 
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