I Think Trolls Are Stupid

All troll comments are the same. You can pretty much predict what they're going to say right from the get-go. And most of their insults don't even make sense. Like for example one user called me out ba<x>sed on a character I created and called me out just because I RPed as that character. Uhh...what? Then they said i'm so full of you know...the s word, it's turning my eyes brown and then they just went on some tangent about how they thought I was you know...a kiddie fiddler. What the heck does the 'eat your cereal before it gets soggy...like you' thing even mean?