Heyyy!

Way to share my stupidity with the world

Tucked the back of my skirt in my underwear and walked around town, the whole damn day like that, before some old lady told me

"Badly adjusted at the back".

One time I took my daughter to a band & orchestra spaghetti fundraiser dinner and was standing in line and felt something on the leg of my blue-jeans, it was the plastic strip with the size on it....the jeans were brand new. I pulled it off and asked my daughter if she saw it and she had but didn't care.

I ordered a pizza on the phone and hung up before I gave them my address or credit card. I'm just so used to ordering online where they already have all of my info saved. Go me!

My sister's first car was a yellow mini with a sunroof
I stuck an umbrella through the sunroof (then opened it)
she she drove through town

I don't even want to say that everyone will laugh haaaaaaaaaaaaard

stretchy pants?

I once wore a pair of jeans that had a hole between the ass and crotch between my legs. By the end on the day it went from the zipper all the way to the top of the ass of my pants. To make things worse my zipper was down too. And I didn't have a clue.

Meth and heroin

i fell in love :P

My ex

😳

Gave myself a concussion when picking up a sock from the floor! Lol