Are you pretty enough yet to have me not be embarrassed when escorting you to the royal ball tonight?

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SW-User

You'll be embarrassed about yourself, that is how pretty I've become.

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😍 I wanna see!!

SW-User

@OpenArmPolicy: I can't do that. It will blind you and then you'll never be able to stop thinking of me!

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😍 I already have hearts for eyes!! C'mon and show me already!

SW-User

@OpenArmPolicy: Brace your heart. I don't think you can handle this yet!

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😍 If my imaginative version of you is hotter I'm ripping all my fantasy paintings of your face off the wall and am never stealing from your trash can to steal any of your period pads to sniff again!!

SW-User

@OpenArmPolicy: Okay I need to brace my heart of your obsessive stalkerish behaviours!

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😍 I someimes collect the crust that forms from the drool you leave on your pillow while you sleep... What do you mean I'm not helping!? Hey!! Hello!?....... hello?..

SW-User

@OpenArmPolicy: a) I do not drool. b) 😖😨