Have you ever heard a comment that came out of nowhere that made you think...wow or wtf?

I have quite a few locked up in my memory vault.
Most recent one was from my 9 year old Son.
After buying a few things from our local 7/11 store..we jump into the car..
As I am putting my seat belt on my Son notices a man sitting on the floor outside the store asking people walking by for money.
He turns to me and asks why is he doing that.
My reply was.."He is homeless baby he probably has no food to eat.. please stop staring!"
My Son's redponse to that...after a few more seconds of observing him was...
Really mum! He can't afford to eat..but he can afford to have a cool hairdo!
At this point..I stopped and had a look myself..and noticed..he had an Elvis Presley hairstyle..!
Lol