“What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen or experienced?”

Spent the night at a friends house one night. About 4 am the cops busted in looking for drugs. Woke up with a gun barrel about 2 inches from my face. This cop said do you have any clothes on before he flipped the blanket off me. Had to sit there the whole day while they searched the house. I remember them going thru the freezer where all the drugs were. This one cop said i will never eat girl scout cookies again. And i said well can i have some. Starved me all day long.