Do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

There's no avoiding it, I am the little spoon.

Either is fine as long as it's clear that I'm not dishwasher safe.

Why can't I just be me, why do I have to be a big spoon or a little spoon?? I don't want to be a spoon.

Big spoon! 😁

Depends what my motive is 😊

No idea

big..

Big. Because little spoon ain't happening unless she's 6-8. Any girls here 6-8?

Big spoon. I'm rather dominant.

BIG SPOON..

BIG spoon

Big spoon 🥄

Big spoon

Big because then she can fart on my junk

You mean when spooning?