Hand Job done.

A guy walks into a bar and sees that the bartender is a really hot young woman. Behind her there's a sign that reads, "ham sandwich 5 dollars, cheese sandwich 3 dollars, hand job 10 dollars. The guy asks the bartender, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She replies, "mmhmmm." He says, "well wash your fuckin hands, I want a cheese sandwich."