If you honestly confessed everything to someone would they be shocked?

You know!!

Our relationship?😗

@NigelDoes: no....not that, novodybis shocked by your imagination.😉 The other thing.

We mustn't discuss that.🤓🐈

@NigelDoes: ok....🤐

☕🍰

@NigelDoes: 🥗 But thank you

I've been swearing off refined sugar, but Christmas fucked me up. I'll eat the cake. :-)

@NigelDoes: yes, me too. I need to hit back the healthy, hard.

Whatever you would be expected to tell a priest.