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Lemon cookies make my peepee hard

pentacorn · F
i get that, but on a clitoral level. 🤤
SW-User
Lemon cookies tho. Sounds delicious. Would be ideal with tea. 😀
SW-User
@SW-User Only way I eat them.
SW-User
@SW-User Does he mean cookies as in actual cookies with chips in them or cookies as in what we over here call biscuits? Sometimes you use 'cookie' interchangeably in the States, right? 🤔 I am intrigued by the prospect of lemon chocolate chip or 'lemon chip' cookies. Yum.
SW-User
@SW-User I think it's the American definition where they're sweet.
Biscuits here are rolls. Bread.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
you told me that was lemon glaze on those cookies you effer!!!
marsbar · F
I think lots of things make you feel like that. 🤭
Eternity · 26-30, M
@marsbar you sure do 🤷🏽‍♂️
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Dude, don't say peepee. For the love of Mike, I'm begging you.
Foxes · F
That's understandable.
KA9ha · 31-35, M
huh have you tested out on the peepee runway?
Do the tyres get punctured enroute spreading the lubrication all over?
Take a better aphrodite for this like the blue sandinofil tablet
Elessar · 26-30, M
Someone hid their Viagra were those lemons grew
GunFinger · F
Your lemon cookies are aphrodisiacs. Gimme gimme!!🤤
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
Anything lemon flavored is disgusting 🤮
Niloo · 46-50, F
You need a girl !
Eternity · 26-30, M
@Niloo I have one. She has to offer lemon cookies if she wants me to have sex with her; that is the toll.
Eternity · 26-30, M
@SkeetSkeet and so do you
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Then your ding-ding has diabetes.
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Everybody hide your Chips Ahoy! They're next!

And I told the Keebler elves to put on long pants.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Just for you
SW-User
@iamonfire696 Gimme that for my tea, woman lol
Eternity · 26-30, M
@iamonfire696 oh God 🥵🤤🥴
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Eternity I just knew you would love it 🤣

I love lemon too but it doesn’t make me wet 🤣
empanadas · 31-35, M
Thanks for letting us know you are sexually attracted to food
SW-User
@empanadas a food fucker. Tolja there hadda be someone lmao

 
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