Wendys orientation

I went to my Wendys orientation and they had chips and soda. I chose Doritos and a coke. We watched an indoctrination video on Wendys for 2 hours. Afterwards some guy told me he’s quitting and took some chips and a soda for the road. A true master at getting free chips and soda. I was told I will be a toilet technician and a frosty maker journeyman. Oh and the real Wendy was fat I learned.