Me as a 16 year old: *daydreams about having a harem*

The harem is made up of female popstars including all five spice girls. They wear very little and they're all mind controlled to think I'm great and do whatever I want them to.

Me in my mid 30s: *daydreams about having a harem*

The harem is made up of strong, independent women who live their own lives but also find time to give me a back massage every now and again because my shoulders ache. And they're wearing clothes because I'm not paying to have the heating on during the day.