I should really stop drinking

I took a pic of myself and I look like sid from ice age with my eyes going two different directions. I'm currently with my gf and getting totally hammered for shits but I drink a lot more and faster than she does. She had some wine and is out on the couch. I'm around 20 shots of whiskey in after a little less than 2 hours and I'm toasted. What are you all up to tonight ?