I was thinking about becoming a polygamous cult leader in Utah, but then I ate pizza

@MellyMel22 yuckk to pizza?

@Temporallube How dare you include polygamy and pizza in the same sentence 🙄

@MellyMel22 pineapple on pizza

@MellyMel22 I’m sorry.


The slice brought me back to my senses.

@Spumoni Gross 🤮

@Spumoni you heretic 😠

@Temporallube I hope so! I’ll be keeping my eyes on you 👀

@MellyMel22 more importantly, keep yours eyes on the pies

@Temporallube

@Temporallube Me dreaming above.

@MellyMel22 ahhh yes the pizza cult members have gathered ☺️

@Temporallube It was my nightmare dammit

@MellyMel22 that should be in the Sistine Chapel 😢

@MellyMel22 well you know the saying: one woman’s nightmare is umm.. Temporallube’s wish for you to cook me food🤷🏾‍♂️

I think that’s how it goes

@MellyMel22 oh hell yes 🤪

@Temporallube I didn’t intend to label it fetish 🤭🤭🤭

@MellyMel22 it was still appropriate 🤪

@Temporallube I know, it was like it was meant to be 😅