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I dont understand the thought behind the dating process. Eat, watch a movie, have sex. Why with a full stomach? You know youre going to need to use

The restroom. It would make more sense to watch the movie, have sex, then eat. At least this way if the sex is subpar youre not ending on a bad note.
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elyay2001 · 46-50, M
Some people don’t like the sloshing sounds.
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@elyay2001 of an empty stomach?
elyay2001 · 46-50, M
@NeuroticByNature Full stomach then sex. Slosh. Slosh, bam.
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@elyay2001 yeah. The whole time you're focused on holding back farts.
elyay2001 · 46-50, M
@NeuroticByNature Na, take a shower first and remove all the gas.