What's your best SOBER bar story?

You had no alcohol but shit still went down involving you.

I walked in and my 2 drunk friends were at the bar. One started smoking the bartenders girlfriends cigarette. (why? I dunno) the bartender jumped over the bar - the other friend opened all the beer taps, so the bartender had to get back over the bar - I grabbed all their briefcases and crap, since they were already running...then I ran after them carrying like 6 bags...lol....I had just gotten there....about 30 years ago...

PolyamorousPlaymates · C

@fun4us2b I love how this story implies nothing was verbally said and you just instinctively became an accomplice.

fun4us2b · M

@PolyamorousPlaymates I had been working late and walked in at just the right moment...

thatscottishguy · 26-30, M

Will never have a story like that. Wouldn't be able to not drink.

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