Does that bottle of isopropyl look as tempting to you as it does to me? 😏

Mmmmmm, delicious massive organ failure.

(To be clear, I'm not drinking it. It's just staring me down from across my bedroom.)

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MethDozer · M

Isopropyl is only mildly toxic. You will likely just put yourself in agony.

Methanol or ethylene glycol.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@MethDozer Antifreeze jug on the sideyard it is.

(Isopropyl is more than mildly toxic, by the by. See comment under cherokeepatti.)

MethDozer · M

@UndeadPrivateer Eh, it's pretty mild as far as deadly poisons go. It's metabolized into acetone. People do die from it, but living through horrible pain and lasting damage is too likely the result.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@MethDozer That'd be the majority of suicide methods for you.

MethDozer · M

@UndeadPrivateerSo be it, that is kind of a moot point to the statement. The majority of suicides aren't actually trying to kill themselves as well

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@MethDozer Debatable. As a suicidal person, I'm not so sure of the validity of that point.

MethDozer · M

@UndeadPrivateer Fair enough. Well I guess we can agree most attempts are( fuck I hate to say this) ill prepared.