when you are in bed with your gf and your wife comes home early 😒

That actually happened to me. I was working nights, and my ex-wife was working days. Our shared girlfriend came over after she got out of class. She used her key to come in and left a trail of clothing from the living room to the bedroom. Took a running start and jumped on the bed naked to wake me up. My ex-wife came in about 20 minutes later, because she got off early, and walked in on us and sat down to watch.