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I cried... Lots. I was soo excited.

breathe a sigh of relief. Here all this time I thought I was just fat, but it turns out I might just have to wait 9 months, and I can go back to my original weight, and I will have a brand new bundle of joy to boot? As well....not to boot. That would be wrong.

I call the Guinness World Book of Records because I'm a guy.

Just wait till the bus arrives