What will be your excuse from jury service?

Nobody can keep accurate records, with all the electronic options for the doctors to click something is always documented wrong.

It always gets me excused.

"My work doesn't pay for jury duty and I am the only source of income"... has always worked for me.

Nobody keeps accurate records. Documentation is always full of errors.

I will be a disruptive element so it's better that I don't do it.

I don’t make excuses. I tell the truth.

I,have a learning disability

Everyone is not guilty.

"all men are guilty"...it always works

"that SOB is guilty!"

I never get picked. I must have that kind of distrustful face

Busy ironing my socks.

highly inappropriate tourette’s syndrome

I've only been on jury duty once. I thought it was kinda fun and a nice break from work! :)

Oh... and the case I was on was the first hung jury in over a year. Because one idiot didn't care what the facts were and refused to change his mind. 🙄

"I can't sit still that long omg"

Hang em high

I know the bastard is guilty, can we skip the case and just execute?