Underage drinking or weed.. like, harmless crimes. Otherwise, I'm a law abider

The basket of dirty laundry I didn’t get to over the weekend. I’m boring.

stealing a panda

homicide

wait what

A few things my worst fear though being arrested while taking a stroll in the open desert at night in my briefs

It would be in a role play with a women playing the police and arresting me in her living room.

Public intoxication/drunk and disorderly conduct. Oops done that once. Or twice.

Political involvement in Africa.

Nothing in Canada.

unclear knife laws

Nothing that drastic...

I can't lie. Lmao