Have you ever experienced a wardrobe malfunction?

Only once, and that was enough. I was on a trip swimming with a bunch of friends (mostly women) and my swim trunks split. I had to wait to get out of the water---until everybody else had gone. Fortunately, no one suspected until I sheepishly asked one of my companions if she could sew them for me. She quickly put two and two together, and soon everybody was laughing at me. It really was funny, so I laughed, too. No harm done!