Why are all ghosts old-timey people?

I’ve taken the liberty of creating this mock-up of a ghost I would like to see.

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whateverhappens · 26-30, F

thats a ghost i wouldnt mind seeing plus with a starbucks ? WHERE CAN I MOVE INTO THIS HAUNTED HOUSE???

Mistermanners · 41-45, M

i think the takeaway here is that if you die holding Starbucks you take it with you for eternity.