5 ways my sexiness has benefited the human race.
1. In a recent study, it was proven that my sexiness reduces stress.
2. My sexiness helps people quit smoking.
3. I once put on a wig to entertain the troops. Two days later, Osama Bin Laden was killed.
4. Soap didn't become overly popular until I used it.
5. I created the 3rd law of sexiness. For every sexy person, there is an equal and opposite reaction of sexiness.
2. My sexiness helps people quit smoking.
3. I once put on a wig to entertain the troops. Two days later, Osama Bin Laden was killed.
4. Soap didn't become overly popular until I used it.
5. I created the 3rd law of sexiness. For every sexy person, there is an equal and opposite reaction of sexiness.
