Wednesday words of wisdom.

find the man who got the tequilla. get him drunk enough it won't matter what size boobs you have

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for

You can’t fight crazy

Gimme those lemons 🤭

It’s often better to be quiet and have them think you’re a fool than to keep talking and prove them right.

If you think i am expensive.....wait till you hire someone that dont know what they are doing :-)

And when you finally make your tits look bigger don't forget to run 🏃‍♀️😛

...and then all the offers to squeeze them. 🤣

Time spent wasted 😵 🍻 is not wasted time

LOL!!!

I assume you must be wearing the bra? Initial i had an image of a bra hanging in a wardrobe... filled with lemons. Lol...

Theirs like putting sugar on them
So you can lick them 😊

An old man once said to me,, don’t wipe your arse with sandpaper

Or a zucchini in the boxer briefs for some of us ...

Is that why you always smell so citrus-y fresh?