11:20pm Thursday August 7 2025
A new Yawn approved feature in my posts will be designating the time of day, i am actually typing this 10 minutes before the time in the title as i presume that it will take me 10 minutes to blabber on for no other reason than to perchance experience a momentary sense of ataraxia as a result.
As i'm reading one of Plato's worst dialogues The Lesser Hippias i'm constantly thinking of my absurd way The Wheel of Fortune could be done, and it's making me laugh too much, so i must share the details, and if anyone else finds themselves laughing too hard about it the more they think of it, then whatever i have you might also, you are then to see a doctor, and share results with me in a PM, so i could give my doc insights as well so as to perhaps be prescribed a risky experimental medication that is commonplace in other parts of the world.
And now here is how i envision The Wheel of Fortune, Vanna and Ryan step out, but Vanna has a cask on her leg. She speaks way too loudly in a microphone that she is ok, and the cask is only to make it more challenging for her.
So as i said earlier the puzzle paragraph would be 50 feet in the air and Vanna'd be climbin up an old creaky ladder that slides to and fro very squeakily, in the pool at the bottom which she will be expected to splash into from 50 feet above at least 5 times in the 5 hour episode. She's blindfolded and will be directed to where she ought to go from the audience, HOWEVER tickets to the show will be free to blind people, so sometimes noone in the audience will be able to direct Vanna, at which time she will have to do a lengthy trial by error procedure that could waste much time.
The contestants would be a little below the floor so the cameras would only capture the top half of their heads, and the more points won, the louder their mics get.
And in Jeopardy, the only thing i'd dream of being different there would be that everyone that appears on camera including stray audience members HAS TO have a hairy mole placed a little under and to the right of their right nostrils.
It is 11:20 pm now, time to read some more, hopefully i've given somone the giggles here so i can be serious with Plato and co.
As i'm reading one of Plato's worst dialogues The Lesser Hippias i'm constantly thinking of my absurd way The Wheel of Fortune could be done, and it's making me laugh too much, so i must share the details, and if anyone else finds themselves laughing too hard about it the more they think of it, then whatever i have you might also, you are then to see a doctor, and share results with me in a PM, so i could give my doc insights as well so as to perhaps be prescribed a risky experimental medication that is commonplace in other parts of the world.
And now here is how i envision The Wheel of Fortune, Vanna and Ryan step out, but Vanna has a cask on her leg. She speaks way too loudly in a microphone that she is ok, and the cask is only to make it more challenging for her.
So as i said earlier the puzzle paragraph would be 50 feet in the air and Vanna'd be climbin up an old creaky ladder that slides to and fro very squeakily, in the pool at the bottom which she will be expected to splash into from 50 feet above at least 5 times in the 5 hour episode. She's blindfolded and will be directed to where she ought to go from the audience, HOWEVER tickets to the show will be free to blind people, so sometimes noone in the audience will be able to direct Vanna, at which time she will have to do a lengthy trial by error procedure that could waste much time.
The contestants would be a little below the floor so the cameras would only capture the top half of their heads, and the more points won, the louder their mics get.
And in Jeopardy, the only thing i'd dream of being different there would be that everyone that appears on camera including stray audience members HAS TO have a hairy mole placed a little under and to the right of their right nostrils.
It is 11:20 pm now, time to read some more, hopefully i've given somone the giggles here so i can be serious with Plato and co.
46-50, M