Tell me how you roast your turkey and I will judge you harshly

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SwampFlower · 31-35, F

Obviously I poor ranch dressing over it the day before and then just throw it in an OVEN BAG

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SwampFlower AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Saying those words to me is like a cross to a vampire.

SUPERVlXEN · F

@SwampFlower
What's up with that ranch dressing I hear you people talk about? 👀

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SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@CountScrofula you know I’m LYING right

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SwampFlower lmao yes, yes I know.

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@SUPERVlXEN redneck aioli

SUPERVlXEN · F

@SwampFlower
Can we for once keep it within the French Cuisine? 🤷🏼‍♀

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@SUPERVlXEN it goes good on FRENCH fries

SUPERVlXEN · F

@SwampFlower
Speaking of French, if we have to talk about taste...

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SUPERVlXEN I mean it is descended from a French mother sauce...

SUPERVlXEN · F

@CountScrofula
Noooo Way. Nothing from the American factories has ever descended from any kitchen 👀

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SUPERVlXEN Ranch dressing is mayo, buttermilk, garlic powder, and a bunch of herbs it's fine. It is just used a weirdly large amount lmao

SUPERVlXEN · F

@CountScrofula
Aka not descended from any kitchen 😱