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swirlie · 31-35
1) Being in possession of a Canadian passport, though I must admit I stole it.
2) Being able to outrun any waitress who chases me for the tip I never left.
3) Being chosen to be the one who gets to break the news to the turkey! 🪓
2) Being able to outrun any waitress who chases me for the tip I never left.
3) Being chosen to be the one who gets to break the news to the turkey! 🪓




