Can you do me a solid?

Can you charter a plane to the white landing strip in front of my house to take me to town to grab some pizza, some groceries my spoiled ass is running low on, and some over-the-ear headphones I can use while working out?

Or better yet take my over this white slippery winter bullshit ass to somewhere that has radiant sunshine and 75° temps with free fish tacos and bottomless tequila shots?

Please and thank you 🥺