Want to join my Church?

May I preface; I am not religious.

But I am starting a Church.
The Church of No Hope.

Religion is in the Business of selling Hope.
That's the objective.
The best part of it is they can't lose.
Because if they are successful in their appeal, they will attract many, and those people will donate, support the effort, and the church doesn't have to really do all that much.
The reward for the followers comes after they are dead.

Not a bad business plan.

It's hard to sue if it doesn't work out, when the complainants are already dead.



Now comes my Church
The Church of No Hope offers you nothing
Promises you nothing
You can stay home all day on Sunday if you want to.

You just have to send MONEY.

And when you're dead, you get exactly what I preach.
Nothing..