It’s October. I’m a whole wife. And yet… this man still hasn’t asked me to be his pumpkin. 🎃

We said “for better or worse” — but I didn’t realize “worse” meant going through spooky season pumpkinless.
I’m about to file a cute aggression complaint. 😤

Love him dearly, but I may have to romantically haunt him until he gets it together. 👻💅