I did not deserve the kind of night where the fitted sheet came off the corners of the bed without sex being the culprit.

@ostfuidctyvm

@MsSwan Unfortunately, no.

@HikingMan Haha. Consisted of one pet being a chicken nugget as I petted it whilst holding it against my chest, and another with a tail in the form of a fork after getting sucked into a Portal like video game. …I was tripping balls apparently.

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Now I want to know what you ate before bed to give you those types of dreams?
😃

@HikingMan …what did I eat? 😄. Ohhh! Grilled cheese and I can’t remember what I had for dessert. That’s gonna drive me crazy now 🙄

@WindTherapy Right? 🙄

@Degbeme