Monday mornings that actually feel like Monday mornings can kindly suck my left nut while stroking my hair with one hand and making me breakfast with

the other.

…I may miss drinking coffee.

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Magenta · 61-69, F

😂🤭

Such a sweet thing to see your lovely self still here.

BillyMack · 46-50, M

Can I just point out that you’d have to sit awfully close to the stove for this fantasy to become a reality?

I mean it’s not like I actually worked out the logistics of this scenario. I’m just speculating.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack 🙄

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart it’s a gift.

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

Oh my

Fieldmaster · 46-50, M

Lol, i barely dragged myself out of the bed at 4:30 this morning. Lol

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Fieldmaster · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart yeah. Early riser.. traveling today, so gotta take care of few things at work

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@Fieldmaster Ah, I understand.

Safe travels and enjoy the day. That crash tonight will be awesome.

Fieldmaster · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Thanks!!

Crash? You mean falling a sleep a log? Lol

Livingwell · 61-69, M

I about spit out my coffee! 🤣🤣🤣

FeelingItAll · 41-45, M

Did you stop drinking coffee?

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FeelingItAll · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart totally get that. When I quit drinking, my mind got much clearer and I felt like this is just how I want to be. Don’t really have that desire any more

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@FeelingItAll My experience as well.

Then maybe it needs to be a thing. But you decide the perfect moment. Even though it didn’t phase me the two times I quit cold turkey, that withdrawal can be no joke.