i know a joke but it requires understanding kosher .. namely the separation of meat and dairy utensils... anyway this one poor guy one day decided he would go be a highway robber (back in the day of horse and buggies and people on foot) anyway his first victim he he jumps out into the road with his knife and suddenly he realizes he has the wrong knife so he tells him wait here while i get my other knife 😂 (back at his house)