Here goes.

The first one. And I’d peek over both partitions to ask what the other dudes were packing just so I could brag about my tip nearly reaching the drain.

D…and let him beat me at COD.

B…and bring her flowers and her favorite flavor of Poppi just because.

C…and act surprised when he actually shows up because I’ll have forgotten he was even coming by that first knock.

A…it’s a major flex for the neighbors.

D…and tell her I made reservations at her favorite restaurant tonight.

B…instructions are for the weak.

D…goodbyes are also for the weak.

Furthest urinal on the right
D
A
C
A
B
C

(I have a brother and several cousins)

1. Last one on the right
2. D
3. A
4. A
5. C
6. A
7. B
8. C

First urinal
D
C
A
A
A
B
D

1) I'm going in a cubical or one of the ones where's there's a gap of two together
2)D
3)B
4)C
5)A if there's a hot woman I want to impress, C at other times
6)B
7)B
8)C

How did I do? 😂

Answer key

ǝuᴉɟ sᴉ ꓘ ɹo Ɔ ˙8
ꓭ ˙7 ꓷ ˙6 ∀ ˙5
˙∀ ˙4 ∀ ˙Ɛ
ꓷ ˙2 ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝuo ʇsɐ˥ ˙1

I have no desire to be male so will skip test.

Why the last urinal on the right?

Last, D, B, C, B, D, D, A

Well it all seems so easy on paper...