Any suggestions besides "Happy Monday"?

I need to send an e-mail requesting the top management to look into the reports and saying Happy Monday sounds so fake and annoying... I am sure they are grumpy a.f and I don't want to irritate them even more. Any suggestions 😣?

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User41 · 36-40, M

Well it’s Monday... again... but it would go a lot smoother for the both of us if you looked into these reports you lazy bastards.