Woke up before the sun to invent new expletives whilst I bathe myself in the greatest form of self-hatred/self-love…working out.

Since I’m still on a dopamine rush, here’s a reminder no one asked for…



Happy Friday and all that jazz. Let’s do this! 💪🏻


*gawd, I hope this dies off before I get out in public. My perkiness and optimism towards Life in general is borderline annoying myself.