Time does not mean anything

Take 3 days off in a row.

I "requested off" today, Friday 7-15-22.

It is 5:35AM.

I am poisoned.

I have drank 75% of my bottle of tequila.

Drinking at 5:35am hits different when it isn't a work day.

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