I Love Going to Concerts

I'm totally country and he's more than welcome to blow my skirt up! 😂😂😂 jk

@BentNeverBroken: what if I wear a Garth Brooks costume. Can I blow up your skirt? 😉

@HoraceGreenley: hmmm...can you sing like him too? 🤔

@BentNeverBroken: People pay me [i]not [/i]to sing.

@HoraceGreenley: practice some of his songs and then we'll talk! 😂

@BentNeverBroken: No amount of practice is going to help me. How about if I Lip sync?

@HoraceGreenley: well then you at least have to dance like him! 😂

@BentNeverBroken: With some practice, I might be able to pull that off.

Of course, I'll have to study up as I've never seen him dance.

@HoraceGreenley: I know all about your researching skills! I'm sure you won't disappoint! 😊

@BentNeverBroken: LOL! Well If I can be your Garth Brooks, you can be my fluffer!

@HoraceGreenley: that sounds like quite an offer! 😉

@BentNeverBroken: What can I say...you've got the chin for it!

@HoraceGreenley: lol.. my chin attracts all kinds! 😂

@BentNeverBroken: I'll bet you give great chin!

@HoraceGreenley: Ha, doesn't that sound sexy! 😊 I busted out laughing! 😂

@BentNeverBroken: Hey it's your own fault. You were one of the women that was so Gung Ho about making a career change!

@HoraceGreenley: well I mean, you crushed all my nopes when you busted out the yearly salary! 🙄

@BentNeverBroken: Well how much would it take for you to make that career change?

I currently handle packages for a much greater salary than what a fluffer makes! I'll keep my current job! 😂😂

@BentNeverBroken: Oh, so you handle packages? That sounds so sexy when you say it! I have a package you can handle!

@HoraceGreenley: I do. True story! 😉 Lmbo..you're killing me! 😂

@BentNeverBroken: Funny, you don't look like you handle packages that get mailed. You look like a totally different kind of package handler!

@HoraceGreenley: hey, what's that mean exactly? 🤔

@BentNeverBroken: I sent you a PM to explain myself.

@BentNeverBroken: It means you look too attractive to be handling packages at the post office. I meant it as a compliment.