Every year my sister asks me what I want for my birthday

Every year around my sister's birthday, she sends me a list of things she wants without me even asking her. And everything on that list costs $300+.
I always get her something every year.
She's never gotten me anything.
And we share the same birthday.
She hates me for having the same birthday as her LMAO.

Don't ask me cause it's gonna be expensive 😂

Same. I'm expecting that message any day now. Every year I tell her to take my birthday off her calendar and pretend it doesn't exist. She never listens

Now you're just being difficult. 😅

My sister told me last week randomly that she already got my birthday present. That wasn't planned at all. ( sarcasm lol) my birthday isn't for like 3 months. Hers is next month

My mom always buy me a set of undies for my birthday. I don't know why she is obsessed over them. Lol!

Tell her peace, health and happiness for the world but especially for our family.

I would say that and end up with cottage in the woods

So did Hansel and Gretel