This chick really semi-woke me up at 3am, got me to roll over, and rode me while I was half asleep 😵 ambush style

And it would have been totally fine if when I said I was about to nut she would have got off me. I had to pick her literal ass up and photo finish all on her crotch and tummy. This has been an emotional rollercoaster, first I was sleepy then it got sexy and then I was a mixture of satisfied, impressed, and scared 😬.

This one may be too dangerous to keep around...

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Master trick: get a vasectomy and don't let her know 🥴

No but for real, yeah.. run 🏃‍♂️

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

@Elessar you only want him to dump her so you can have her. Lol

Elessar · 26-30, M

@AthrillatheHunt No thanks, I'll leave the crazy psycho going for an ambushed unwanted pregnancy to anyone else lol

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

@Elessar “ambush unwanted pregnancy “ 😂😂

SW-User

@Elessar that is something I am working on. Bit of a procrastinator unfortunately.

I'll probably have her over less after this. Or maybe have her come over earlier in the day on days before I have to work so i have an excuse for her to not spend the night.

Part of me says run but part of me thinks this is a workable issue.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SW-User Man we're over 8+ billion people on this planet, you can find better, no point in wasting time/effort with someone who's tried to screw you already and will most likely try to screw you again in some other way

SW-User

@Elessar fair point. We're just fucking though man 🤷🏽‍♂️. She'll do until I line up another.