Do you watch The Oscars?

I think it's the most boring thing to do in the universe. I'd rather watch paint dry, or NASCAR. Also, I will never understand why ordinary people waste their time learning the biography of some actor/actress or singer. The only thing I know about Scarlett Johansson is that I like her movies and that's all I care to know. I don't know who she's f*cking, don't care to know. Who needs to know these people's life's story? Are you preparing for a round of jeopardy or celebrity quiz?