Me: My head exploded, my legs fell off and I'm on fire.

Him: Glad you're good. I'm having the worst day because I have to close at work.

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V00doo

Were you talking to my husband?

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F

@V00doo wtf is actually wrong with men?

V00doo

@ScreamingFox It's a question me and @SmoKin have asked ourselves a lot these last few days

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F

@V00doo penis just isn't worth it

V00doo

@ScreamingFox Nope

SmoKin · M

@ScreamingFox @V00doo I completely agree but last night I remembered the way a dick grows and twitches in your hand and I think I’m going back straight 🥹

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F

@SmoKin I get it. Dick is amazing, very fond of it, but whatever is attached to it is intolerable.

SmoKin · M

@ScreamingFox 🤣🤣🤣🤣