It's not that I don't want to say anything it's that I am not much in the sharing mood ..

And since I don't gossip ,I will just make up gossip ..

Any similarity in names , places , appearance blah blah blah , are just by astounding coincidence and need not pay any heed ...

Gertrude is now the proud owner of a cockatoo.that was once owned by U2's the edge , and it is alleged that this coxkatoo knows U2'S entire catalogue , and many of the edge's riffs ...The Edge decided that he has become less than enamoured with the coxkatoo's versions of his U2 repertoire and even more annoyed that the coxkatoo alleges that it was responsible for such riffs aa 'streets with no name". ...Gertrude,, as the new owner and agent , will be taking the coxkatoo on the road to country fairs as the headlining act for a show involving none other than , 'Meowly Cyrus' , a Cheshire cat that can sing along to Miley Cyruss's entire catalogue .


To be continued .....