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You got this !

Eggs in snatch

Aww ty papi 😘😘😘 merry Christmas to you too and have good time with your family 🤗🤗

🖤 thank you!! merry Christmas to you also!! 🥰

I want you to ride me like Santa's sleigh.

-Merry Christmas 🎄

Merry Christmas! Hope it’s a happy one! 💚❤️💚

Merry Christmas, I really hope you enjoy the holidays. I am so glad to know you and I wish you all the best in the New Year 🎄🩷🎄

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Merry Christmas. Sorry there were no Taco Bell’s along the way but this was the next grossest thing I could find

Have a lovely holiday x

🎆 i was gonna get u diapers, but this random rolled instead. ur such a patriotic American with a heavy Florida accent, even i couldn’t not see the glory of this gift. have a merry XXXmas and a BANGING new year! *poof* 🎆

I save this last pizza for ya! 🙂

Happy Thanksgiving

Thank you so much, Taco.🤗

Thinking of u 🤭💋

Happy Halloween 🎃

Just saying hi

OMG haha I never thought of that before. I’m dying at what this represents 🤣😂😭

It’s the “cheapest shit”

Here, hang this at your Mexican food chain restaurant.

May all your future baby mommas be blessed by thy dick in a box. Happy Valentine's day

Happy valentine's day ...it's a shit bucket turned upside down

Happy late birthday! I hope you had a great dayyy 🎉🎈🎊🥳

Happy birthday my funny fat boobie friend! Hope you stay happy and fat. Eat this and savour it today to maintain your figure! Continue enjoying life!🥳🍫🎂🥃

Happy Birthday. I wiped my ass with it because we were out on the farm. 😂

happy birthday to one of the biggest weirdos i know!! 🎈the fact that ur a Capricorn explains a lot 😅☠️ you are awesome and deserve the best, which is why i got you diapers. 🥰

It's shit bucket scented ..Happy birthday fellow weirdo

Happy birthday my good sir 🙏

Miii papiiiii happy birthday 😘

Yo, happy birthday man 🥂