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i hope you felt i was playing around, i wasn’t upset lol. it was just a dream. u are awesome and i wouldn’t bring a real issue out publicly, i would talk to you privately if i truly felt offended 🥺 you’re awesome and you deserve the best. 💖

Mic Murda!! .. that’s you !! Well .. it’s at least what I tell the FBI! Just kidding ! 🙏🏽

for my sw homie

#SaveTheGuineaPigs

To help with your constipation

hello dear

My king, do you know de wey?

My king, do you know de wey?

A spendy gift for you to fart on.

Happy Birthday, I think 🤔 I’ll be blocking you if you don’t acknowledge my birthday wishes dammit 🤣🤣🤣

You got this !

Eggs in snatch

Aww ty papi 😘😘😘 merry Christmas to you too and have good time with your family 🤗🤗

🖤 thank you!! merry Christmas to you also!! 🥰

I want you to ride me like Santa's sleigh.

-Merry Christmas 🎄

Merry Christmas! Hope it’s a happy one! 💚❤️💚

Merry Christmas, I really hope you enjoy the holidays. I am so glad to know you and I wish you all the best in the New Year 🎄🩷🎄

mmm...

Merry Christmas. Sorry there were no Taco Bell’s along the way but this was the next grossest thing I could find

Have a lovely holiday x

🎆 i was gonna get u diapers, but this random rolled instead. ur such a patriotic American with a heavy Florida accent, even i couldn’t not see the glory of this gift. have a merry XXXmas and a BANGING new year! *poof* 🎆

I save this last pizza for ya! 🙂

Happy Thanksgiving

Thank you so much, Taco.🤗

Thinking of u 🤭💋

Happy Halloween 🎃

Just saying hi

OMG haha I never thought of that before. I’m dying at what this represents 🤣😂😭

It’s the “cheapest shit”

Here, hang this at your Mexican food chain restaurant.