SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN

Jarffff is not gonna time his reading, i repeat Jarffff is not gonna be timing his reading. When asked by News anchorman Barffff Ugenstein, he said "The whole contents of my kindle is to be gone through, with no favoritism, i expect therefore to finish 5000 works before i die, and to reread 2000 of them" then the reporter asked "Will there be a world for that long?" Jarffff replied "I don't care, i live by the light of my kindle not the news!!" Then the 2 began to fight, and the camera crew stepped in, then Jarffff's SW friends stepped in, and Jarffff's party was victorious and they plan on conquering Venus and Mercury, to set up a series of reading plantations.