I Think Smart Is Sexy
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Laughing at the story of the atom who lost an electron ... when his friend asked if he was sure he was alright, he responded, "I'm positive!"Lol every time!
Lol every time!
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PhoenixPhail · M
A neutrino walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "May I help you?" The neutrino replied, "No thanks. Just passing through."
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't allow bacteria in here." The bacteria say, "But we work here. We're staph."
A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses here. So the virus infects the bartender and says, "Now we do."
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here. The infectious disease says, "Well, you're not a very good host."
A room-temperature semiconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve room-temperature semiconductors." And the room-temperature semiconductor leaves without any resistance.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't allow bacteria in here." The bacteria say, "But we work here. We're staph."
A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses here. So the virus infects the bartender and says, "Now we do."
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here. The infectious disease says, "Well, you're not a very good host."
A room-temperature semiconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve room-temperature semiconductors." And the room-temperature semiconductor leaves without any resistance.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.