Nonsense take 1
Never in the lily land was one as dandy as Dartmuth the Opel Sandpaper devil. He went into a square room, and left it triangles, all the way to BooBoo, a village of circles with dots.
Pam the Bran Flake saw me writing it all down, and chided me sternly. I went up to Pam and fried an egg on her toes. She coughed, and went under a bridge and farted, so I went up on the bridge and dropped a slide beside her.
Meanwhile in the sleepy city Las Vegas, the toilet bandits were out painting bars the color green, no one wanted them there, but the Police thought it wise to help them add some blue flowers.
And that is how it was, and you can tell Lucky Slim, that it was Unlucky Sam who told it me, under the crescent sun.
Pam the Bran Flake saw me writing it all down, and chided me sternly. I went up to Pam and fried an egg on her toes. She coughed, and went under a bridge and farted, so I went up on the bridge and dropped a slide beside her.
Meanwhile in the sleepy city Las Vegas, the toilet bandits were out painting bars the color green, no one wanted them there, but the Police thought it wise to help them add some blue flowers.
And that is how it was, and you can tell Lucky Slim, that it was Unlucky Sam who told it me, under the crescent sun.
46-50, M