I Admire Wit and Intelligence
''I am enclosing two tickets for the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.''
Georges Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
''Cannot possibly attend the first night; will attend the second... if there is one.''
Winston Churchill in response.
Georges Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
''Cannot possibly attend the first night; will attend the second... if there is one.''
Winston Churchill in response.