Well otp stands for one true pairing. It's used for "shipping" two fictional (and sometimes not fictional) characters together. Never heard of the others

Well, well, you surprise me for your age. Usually the masses understand each other's lingo but it looks like you are a fine exception (which is a compliment)!

I usually turn to www.urbandictionary.com to figure out their alien speak.

otp: on the phone
wtk: want to know
bfgf: boyfriend/girlfriend (relationship)
fwt: f*cking waste of time
omw: on my way/oh my word
dftw: done for the week

I know a guy who hangs out with morons like that and he's become seriously dumb, up to such a level that he can't even follow what I'm saying; I have to say everything in slow motion which is super annoying.

Welcome to a generation of idiots.. I sincerely hope you will become one of the intelligent ones.

wyltsmbhc

I try to desyphire my teenage sons text messages. When I highlight a word and put a ? Next to the sentence he replies I know. So I still don't know.

I understand it, through many forcing it upon me, but I still think most of it is stupid. I'm long winded and I like it that way.

I'm somewhat competent in it.

OMY-On My Way
WTK-Want To Know
BFGF-BoyFriend GirlFriend
WTF-What The F*ck
HMU-Hit Me Up

I hate when they say totes. Totes are fucking bags. Not short for totally. Lazy bastards.